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Heeb Issue #15 : Chosen

Hijinx

Illustration by Evan Dorkin Text and Illustration by Evan Dorkin, Coloring by Sarah Dyer

 

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DanG says,

02.13.08 at 12:02 am

WOW!

Is that humor?

Would you laugh if Nazis had joked about roasting Jews?

me_and_u says,

02.13.08 at 1:02 am

they are talking about eating not just roasting. they are not nazis. it’s in good fun. yummy.

MosheMoshe says,

02.13.08 at 3:02 am

me_and_u you have not read the full cartoon, you can see a man roasted so jews use the same methods nazis does and they laugh at it ! If it was 2 arabs cooking jews, the site would have been forbidden long ago !

dogzzz says,

02.13.08 at 4:02 am

This is just some jews living up to their ‘gentile-baby eating’ stereotype. Are they using carefully crafted satire, or are they being honest? Either way, I am sure that this cartoon will promote anti-Semitism and be used to attack jews. Perhaps that is the plan? After all what are jews if they cannot be victims? They wouldn’t have an identity if anti-Semitism ended. They need it, it gives them purpose!

Personally, I find this cartoon to be very very very sick indeed. That is why I find it so very funny!

Dave1962 says,

02.13.08 at 6:02 am

This would have been humorous if it were not historically factual.
What’s next, an attempt by HEEB to show humor in the communist attrocities committed by Jews against Gentiles?

Reuven says,

02.13.08 at 12:02 pm

I have reported you to the anti defammation league shame on you. This cannot be a Jewish Publication.

Dave1962 says,

02.13.08 at 12:02 pm

Reuben, of course this is a Jewish publication, that’s why they will get away with this.

JahFurry says,

02.13.08 at 6:02 pm

Its a joke folks. Plain and simple. This comic originally appeared on the backpage of the print edition of the magazine, the theme of which was the “Goy” issue. In said issue notable “gentiles” are shown plenty of love, including cover star Cheryl Hines. And the backpage comic, takes this theme to the extreme and pokes fun at an anti-semitic myth. If you check out the comic in the next issue, you will see the tables turned on “our own people” HEEB is, like Frank Zappa proudly proclaimed himself to be, an equal opportunity satirist. Everyone gets poked fun at, and no one more than HEEBs ourselves—- browse our archives and you’ll see we’re mercilessly self-loathing… In the interest of clarity, we hereby officially denounce the cooking of Gentiles. HEEB is against it! But we took this notion to the extreme, because it is absurd, and because it is funny, and because it fit the issue’s theme

kikesmustdie says,

02.13.08 at 6:02 pm

Fucking censoring my post , you pussy kike? Come on over to MY neighborhood you fucking cunt. The Jew pussy-when cornered, they’d sell their own dick. You are a Jew pig. Jew pig. How about Chosen Jew Pig? Naw, I aint anti-semetic-I just hate fucking jews.

Heeb_in_Hollywood says,

02.13.08 at 6:02 pm

I can’t understand why anyone would have difficulty digesting this?! (Excuse me, no pun intended.) It’s making fun of the notion that Jews actually eat Gentiles. Strange that some of you would want to shelter that notion from ridicule?!?!

kikesmustdie says,

02.13.08 at 6:02 pm

That’s just a joke, just satire-get it!

Heeb_in_Hollywood says,

02.13.08 at 6:02 pm

Come on ma, will you cut it out? I told you I’d clean my room at 6:30.

joshua_neuman says,

02.13.08 at 6:02 pm

And I thought the Gary Coleman post was going to spur debate!

SF_Shiksa says,

02.13.08 at 6:02 pm

wow. as the shiksa in the mix at this fine publication i’m now embarrassed of “my” people for not getting a fucking joke or at the very least combating an off-color joke with something of equal or better wit. kike this and references to the historical accuracy of jews eating gentile babies – really? that’s all we’ve got?

Hal-Turner says,

02.13.08 at 8:02 pm

The term “Goy” is offensive in itself, it means “unclean meat” which makes one realize what the so-called Jews REALLY think about gentiles – that they’re all cows or sheep or some other farm animal.

This cartoon is not so far from reality when one realizes that Jews kill gentile children in a ritualistic manner and use the blood for their pastries and ceremonies during the Passover holiday.

jewdar says,

02.13.08 at 8:02 pm

So when Jews call themselves a “goy kadosh,” they’re really calling themselve “holy unclean meat” as opposed to “holy nation?” I think I need a new Hebrew-English dictionary. And a new kosher cookbook, apparently, because my pastries seem to be missing a key ingredient.

Norman_Fell says,

02.13.08 at 10:02 pm

This string of comments is making me hungry.

mrnhghts says,

02.13.08 at 11:02 pm

I get sick of people acting like this blood libel was normative. Jews DID NOT use gentile blood UNLESS there was a severe shortage of grain. It was never the preferred ingredient…neither in Galiccia nor in Lithuania.

tonyg1 says,

02.14.08 at 12:02 am

Yes, highly amusing.

I was alerted to this cartoon which was reposted on an anti-Semitic site. (see below)
http://mparent7777-2.blogspot.com/2008/02/jewish-magazine-shows-how-to-cook.html
This vile little effort is not ‘art’ but reminiscent of Der Sturmer. It recycles every anti-Semitic libel that there is. There is nothing amusing about it at all but anti-semites can point to it as evidence of the real intentions of Jews. Sick, sick, sick.

Tony Greenstein

‘ This particular cartoon proves beyond a doubt that Jews are fearless and wantonly explicit in their hatred of our European-American heritage and our people and they are not scared in the least to say it openly because there will NEVER be consequences for them. Of course if this cartoon taught someone how to cook a Jew, careers would end, death threats would commence and fines or imprisonment would follow. Jews are the most hateful people on the face of the earth.

-the West
This months issue of Heeb magazine contains a cartoon in the back that will surely be of interest to our readers.
In it, the cartoon depicts a pair of Jews murdering and killing gentiles in the best humor of a neo-Nazi charades such as Tom Metzger’s White “Aryan” “Resistance,” and one of the most vile cartoons this author has ever seen.

The magazine was not bought at a Zionist meeting or AIPAC meeting, no, far more insidiously it’s sold openly on the shelves of Barnes and Noble.

A pdf of the cartoon has been uploaded here, check it out, be outraged, these Jews have some serious explaining to do as to what makes this “funny.”

More trash passing off as Jewish entertainment can be seen at Heeb Magazines website.

How to contact Barnes and Noble and get this garbage off of store shelves? Contact customer support and share a piece of your mind.
http://mparent7777-2.blogspot.com/2008/02/jewish-magazine-shows-how-to-cook.html

lobster says,

02.14.08 at 10:02 am

Even though the cartoon was lame (not that I was offended by it, it’s just not really funny .. but the drawings is purrty!), at least this is testament to the fact that some jews are able to laugh at ourselves and not cry like lil’ veiled girls and explode buildings like islamic extremists did in reaction to that danish mohammad drawing..

I say “some” jews because as we all know, and we all have them in our families, there’s always one yenta that’s just going to pick something to get offended at because they like to make issues entirely out of nothing. It’s a dumb cartoon completely not worthy of debate.

Now, as for the goys who have a problem with this cartoon — I say, stfu, what the hell are you doing reading a jew mag anyway? :p It’s not like we crack open the New Testament and start writing letters to the editor :D

shushani says,

02.14.08 at 10:02 am

Well, Josh, it looks like the Gary Coleman post did spur more debate in some circles. Our very own commenter (6 comments up), white nationalist radio host Hal Turner, wrote his own blog about it:
http://www.halturnershow.com/

Guad says,

02.14.08 at 10:02 am

visit kabbalaToons.com

Guad says,

02.14.08 at 11:02 am

Here is a response I received from one unHeebian person who I had almost weened from anti-semitism:

“You almost had me fooled. I almost thought Jews had
no axe to grind and weren’t in fact supremacists and
then I found this “cartoon” in Heeb magazine. The
hypocrisy is overwhelming. If this were how to cook a
Jew there would have been jobs lost, ruined careers
and screams for apologies and God knows what else. I
once heard that if you want to know who really runs
the country ask whom you cannot criticize. Now I
know.”

Heeb is a nice site, but this cartoon pours gasoline on neo-nazism.

kikesmustdie says,

02.14.08 at 12:02 pm

Some kike said:” In it, the cartoon depicts a pair of Jews murdering and killing gentiles in the best humor of a neo-Nazi charades such as Tom Metzger’s White “Aryan” “Resistance,” and one of the most vile cartoons this author has ever seen.”

You mean the JEW Tom Metzger with his 2 loyal supporters??? The bullshit “Neo-Nazi” movement-if you want to call it that-is a pure Jew operation of PROPAGANDA-C’mon you’re the chosen ones-you mean you can’t find a fucking brain cell to do a little research? Google his name asshole. And remember I am NOT anti-semetic, I just HATE fucking Jews.

kikesmustdie says,

02.14.08 at 12:02 pm

Oh, and let’s please NOT forget , these comments are satire and are for shits and giggles!

iconic says,

02.14.08 at 5:02 pm

Yup shushani, Hal Turner went with the Gary Coleman post. On his blog he positioned it as “ Gary Coleman Weds a White Girl.” and…...... “what are White families teaching their daughters?”
Some people will hate-monger a ‘whatcha talkin bout’ Gary Coleman story, or even a silly comic strip, self titled “ Hijinx .”

Grog says,

03.19.08 at 2:03 pm

As an exercise in content analysis, I checked the other ‘comments’ among the articles on this site. Almost all of them have no comments whatsoever (save for the Cheryl Hinds bit). This one, which purports to show how to cook up a juicy gentile, gets an explosion (28-29?) of comments.

This is instructive. As a self-loathing gentile, I can suggest a LOT of goys who need to be thrown into a pot, but this isn’t a cooking show. The lesson here is that Heeb magazine can attract a lot of attention (and even sell more mags) by being provocative. It’s a twisted version of the ‘sex sells’ routine — if you savage a goy, they will come running. Maybe even subscribe.

This cartoon is, for me at least, brilliant. Oddly, the gentiles who complain about the cartoon might have forgotten one of its famous sources: ‘A Modest Proposal,’ Jonathan Swift’s treatise on how the Irish could solve starvation by boiling their babies. They are apparently quite succulent, particularly with parsley.

‘A Modest Proposal’ is considered one of the great satires of world literature. It’s suddenly no longer a satire when Jews try a variation on the theme. Interesting. Incidentally, I understand that gentiles can actually be quite tasty, particularly with ketchup and white flour.

stacylondonismyfavoritejew says,

04.02.08 at 12:04 pm

I love Evan Dorkin! No one knows how to portray enthusiastic hate the way he does. Anyone concerned about this particular satire should read Milk & Cheese, his series of comic books about “Dairy Products Gone Bad.” In it, he satirizes every kind of bigotry under the sun, and each story ends in violence and mayhem.

I suppose someone could look at this strip as perpetuating a stereotype, but it’s a stretch. In the wider context of the artist’s work, Dorkin’s point is that everyone hates, and it’s always stupid, yet very funny when taken to the extreme. The thing that makes his work great is his attention to ironic nuance. Don’t sell him short by making a snap judgment about one possible negative way to interpret a single strip!

TeofiloCruz says,

04.10.08 at 10:04 pm

Nice toon!
I will print it out and put it in my copy of Ariel Toaff’‘s “Blood Passover”, which I had to print out from a pdf file ‘cos no one will publish it. Maybe I’ll print it out twice and save one copy to slip into my copy of “200 Years Together” if it is ever published in english. Which raises the question: In that Solhenitsyn is the lion of 20th century literature Why hasn’t this work, his swan song, the flower of his genius, been printed in english?
Most curious.
Oh well.
Nice toon!

Puck says,

04.11.08 at 12:04 am

Amused at the perception that this ‘toon will pour ‘gasoline on neo-nazism’ cos I’m sure that neo-nazis would love the Jews if it weren’t for cartoons like these.
It’s a mark of distinction to be despised by the right people ;)
I’ve always found Gentile meat to be a bit stringy myself.

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