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The Wasted Issue

In turning The Simpsons’ Krusty the Clown (née Herschel Krustofski) into a golem, dripping obscenely in

Waste Management

Newspaper and cardboard can be recycled, but toilet paper cannot. In an average lifetime, a single human

Kyketail, Anyone?

Tried everything to get the attention of that cute guy or girl all alone on the other side of the bar? Try

Don’t Get Fresh With Me

Stale challah is a versatile ingredient—without which the following recipes would fall as flat as

honorary heeb

The Chosen Ones

Proust, Kafka, Orwell. . .if hyper-intellectual 21st century geeks have their say, the name Joss Whedon

feature interview

Riot Incorporated

Britney Spears, Michael Jackson and Lindsay Lohan have given being bonkers a bad name. And this, friends, is why you need to appreciate Courtney Love. She may be a partied-out, namedropping big mouth, but thanks to her, it’s still cool to be a screw up. (read more)

features

Trail of Ashes

Aulcie Perry did more than just play basketball. And it would take more than a drug conviction for his country to forget it. (read more)

feature interview

Spoonful of Sugar

If you’re looking for something to do with your money now that the stock market has crashed, put it all on Natasha Lyonne’s comeback. (read more)

photo feature

Excessive Wear

Face it, dude, you’re a fucking mess. Your breath stinks, your hair is dishevelved and your clothes wreak of cigarette stench. Winter fashion even though the party’s so over. (read more)

storytelling

My Chemical Romance

Stephanie Green experienced Ecstasy, acid, shrooms, mescaline, cocaine, crystal, pot and almost every kind of downer—then she got to experience breast cancer. (read more)

chosen/books

Music: I-LXXXIV

This winter, Pressed Wafer Press will publish the second, long-awaited prose collection by poet-delinquent

chosen/film

Actress Melissa Leo

Between the red hair and heartbreaking stare, you know you’ve seen Melissa Leo before, but you’re not

chosen/art

Colby Bird

Colby Bird’s photographs and sculptures (featuring crack pipes, airplane alcohol bottles, and

hijinx

Let’s Hear it for Grandpa!

Legendary cartoonist Bob Fingerman gives us a strip for the Wasted Issue. Click here to see the full

features

The Adventures of a Jewish Hippie Festival Medic

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