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Heeb Issue #21 : Features

Das Dreamboats

The Strapping Men of the Rhine

Photo by Nicole Weingart

Last summer, Heeb brought you the first-ever Jewish Swimsuit Calendar. It was so hot that Sports Illustrated tapped half our models for their own swimsuit issue. Despite the success, we were also troubled by complaints that, by using only female models, we were neglecting the carnal needs of half our readership. In this issue, we are proud to right this inequity with a sampling of some of Germany’s finest beefcakes—stripped of their lederhosen—for your lusty eyes. So go ahead, run a hot bath, finger through our spread of these resplendent Aryan gods and indulge your fantasies of these studly Krauts fulfilling all the filthy desires that your neurotic boyfriend wouldn’t dream of undertaking without a gallon of Purell.

 

 

 
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boychik says,

08.25.09 at 10:08 am

So handsome.

FoxMe says,

09.22.09 at 4:09 pm

This just seems … unfair. The Heebs get models, the Sheebs get these frightful goys … (stands on mountaintop, shakes fist at sky).

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03.15.10 at 9:03 am

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Das Dreamboats

Last summer, Heeb brought you the first-ever Jewish Swimsuit Calendar. In this issue, we are proud to right this inequity with a sampling of some of Germany’s finest beefcakes—stripped of their lederhosen—for your lusty eyes. (read more)

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Dead Snow ( Død snø ): A Nazi Zombie Flick

So what exactly do the blood-guzzling Nazi zombies in Tommy Wirkola’s Dead Snow (Død snø) tell us about what’s lurking in the current collective unconscious? Do the Nazi dead still haunt us? (read more)

interview

Chance of Pain

Novelist and screenwriter Jerry Stahl talks about self-loathing, his most recent novel, Pain Killers and finding humor in the Third Reich. (read more)

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Bundesliga

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Memoir

Read the winning entry to our fake holocaust memoir competition: German author Maxim Biller’s harrowing tale of pain, deceit and designer fragrances.

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Queer as Volk

Eccentric art star and mentor to a whole new generation of gender-bending artists, Javier Peres’s also a 24-hour party boy and nightlife impresario. So who better to ask than Peres, who founded his second gallery space in Berlin four years ago, for tips on how to unlock the pleasure chest that is Germany’s capital city? (read more)

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