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Das Dreamboats

Last summer, Heeb brought you the first-ever Jewish Swimsuit Calendar. In this issue, we are proud to right this inequity with a sampling of some of Germany’s finest beefcakes—stripped of their lederhosen—for your lusty eyes. (read more)

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Dead Snow ( Død snø ): A Nazi Zombie Flick

So what exactly do the blood-guzzling Nazi zombies in Tommy Wirkola’s Dead Snow (Død snø) tell us about what’s lurking in the current collective unconscious? Do the Nazi dead still haunt us? (read more)

interview

Chance of Pain

Novelist and screenwriter Jerry Stahl talks about self-loathing, his most recent novel, Pain Killers and finding humor in the Third Reich. (read more)

storytelling

Bundesliga

Halfway down a long corridor we stopped and Moe opened a door to an equally simple room: a white rectangle with a single window, a desk, a closet and a small bed. I asked Moe where exactly we were. He said, “A mental hospital.” I thought he was kidding and smiled. He wasn’t kidding. (read more)

the whole megillah

Nazi Punk Dress Up

Bomber jackets and combat boots are so 1997. In true late-‘90s teen movie fashion, Germany’s modern

nosh pit

Ad Flavor

A Munich restaurant seasons its dishes with humor. “It’s a place to celebrate—to eat, to drink and to not always remember what the Germans did to the Jews." (read more)

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Memoir

Read the winning entry to our fake holocaust memoir competition: German author Maxim Biller’s harrowing tale of pain, deceit and designer fragrances.

Border Crossing

It’s been 20 years since the wall fell, and Berlin has become a Mecca for artists, intellectuals and, surprisingly, young Israelis looking for a new kind of freedom. (read more)

the whole megillah

Wurst in Show

Heeb’s favorite porn star and de facto sausage expert, Joanna Angel, finds out which wursts are worth purchasing and which will leave you wishing you had played it safe with Hebrew Nationals.   (read more)

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The Final Solution German Chocolate Cake

Inspired by Black Forest cake, this version of the chocolate and cherry creation ratchets up the intensity with a cocoa-logged filling, espresso and a crown of sugar shards. Execute with thoroughness and precision. Like the Germans would. (read more)

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That Oven Feelin’

Roseanne Barr is a Nazi domestic goddess with a tray of gingerbread men (“Jew cookies”) burning in the oven. (read more)

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Hats Off

Blossom was cancelled in 1995, so quit calling Jenna von Oy Six.  (read more)

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Queer as Volk

Eccentric art star and mentor to a whole new generation of gender-bending artists, Javier Peres’s also a 24-hour party boy and nightlife impresario. So who better to ask than Peres, who founded his second gallery space in Berlin four years ago, for tips on how to unlock the pleasure chest that is Germany’s capital city? (read more)

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Spoiler Alert!

Tarantino has done grindhouse, kung fu and French New Wave—now he’s taking on the war movie, and you’ll never guess who his first casualty is.