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Heeb Issue #13 : In the Beginning

What Are You Looking At, Nerd?

Andrew Cassese’s Wormser

Photo by Seth Kushner Text by Brian Abrams
Back in 1983, Andrew Cassese really nailed his audition for the role of Harold Wormser; like his Revenge of the Nerds character, the then-12-year-old actor was a bona-fide spaz. Those buckteeth and prescription eyeglasses were the real thing, he always scored well on exams, and he was heavily into both computers and the Millennium Falcon. The casting directors didn’t have to think twice before making him an active member of Lambda Lambda Lambda, the celluloid fraternity that included a violinist in a three-piece suit, a nose-picking slob, a mush-mouthed Asian and just about every other stereotypical social outcast imaginable… except for a Jew.

After scouring the recently released Revenge of the Nerds: Panty Raid Edition DVD, replete with the original Nerds, its half-assed sequel Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise, deleted scenes, director’s commentary and other unnecessary extras, it appears that not one of the Tri-Lambs (Wormser included) intimate any connection to the chosen—quite an anomaly for a film franchise based on a pack of small-framed fellows with severe allergies.

But Cassese disagrees.

“I always thought that Harold Wormser was Jewish,” he says. “Maybe that’s not a Jewish name, but I’ve always played Jewish characters. I was cast as a young Woody Allen for Radio Days, but he did Hannah and Her Sisters first. So, when he came back to that project, I was too old for the part.”

At 35, the NYU graduate and Brooklynite is still a member of the geek squad: Wasabi gives him indigestion, he reads Chekhov for shits and giggles, and a chemical in chewing gum makes him break out in hives.

Says Cassese, “The running joke is that I’m not Jewish, but I play one on TV. I have always played Jewish characters: Sherman Fischer on TV101 with Matt LeBlanc, Sauli in an ABC after-school special [The Kingdom Comes: Little David’s Adventure]… I’m Italian, so I have this big nose. I think that’s part of why I fit the niche.”

 

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ponygirl1 says,

08.06.08 at 12:08 pm

HOT HOT HOT!!! Who would have imagined he would turn out this hot as he got older? Yum!

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