We pledge not to abuse your email, learn more...

Follow Heeb: rss facebook twitter youtube

follow this conversation

via Email
Click
via RSS
RSS 2.0
Artist Guarantees Her Child Will Someday Require Therapy

Artist Guarantees Her Child Will Someday Require Therapy

Profound artist Nina Maria Kleivan photographed her daughter and other now-emotionally-scarred-for-life infants as history’s most notorious figures, including Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and Saddam Hussein. Her point: all human beings, even newborn innocents, have the capacity for great evil.

Kleivan later remarked that "an entire universe" might be living under her little fingernail, or maybe our entire universe is under the fingernail of some giant. Plus, her Sociology professor is a "total douche," and she can’t wait for the Phish reunion during spring break.

This Heeb editor is involved in a similar art project: images of Hitler in a wet, dripping diaper. The point is not, however, that even der Führer was as vulnerable and human as any baby. I just want to remind everyone the dude really enjoyed watersports.

hitler_800

Illustration by Yael Abramowitz

Related posts:

Baby Preacher Spreads the Word for Satan and Hitler

Baby Hitler Denied Cake

That Oven Feelin’: Roseanne Barr Turns Up The Heat

Hitler Loved Abortions

Do you like it? Share it.
  • email
  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Reddit
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • del.icio.us

37 comments

  1. This child looks like one of those 80’s Garbage Pail Kids

  2. Nice one, Iconic.

  3. Is it wrong that I find him cute?

  4. If you are in the “slumber hormone.” Lastly, trip Cheap Gucci Sneakers the character-improvement partition cheap L

  5. pple tried to stop by the supra mens shoes HTC smartphones manufactured imports of the importance of addressing the bla

  6. Google may pay heed. “Level of community support is certainly one supra parts of the factors we’re considering,” says a Google spokesman who

  7. “We know that now divide and handbags conquer strategy,” White said. “We understand the truth of the distraction tactics. We understand that no Texan leather handbags

  8. pple tried to stop by the supra mens shoes HTC smartphones manufactured imports of the importance of addressing the bla

  9. Google may pay heed. “Level of community support is certainly one supra parts of the factors we’re considering,” says a Google spokesman who

  10. “We know that now divide and handbags conquer strategy,” White said. “We understand the truth of the distraction tactics. We understand that no Texan leather handbags

  11. Democrats now will proceed supra turbo with a straight up-or-down vote on the health new supra care bill that passe

  12. Woods is the star of Nike Golf, which produces supra mk3 parts apparel including his high-end TW shoes online shirt

  13. Apple tried to stop by the Supra footwear HTC smartphones manufactured imports of the importance of addressing the supra shoesr smart phone patent dispute the role of th

  14. Google may pay heed. “Level of community support is certainly one Supra Shoes Online Sale of the factors we’re considering,” says a Google spokesman who Supra Shoes Buy

  15. Official Retailer – 53% off with free delivery for the ghd straighteners and hair products. Including the new ghd mk4, wide plate ghd and Limited edition
    ghd hair straighteners

  16. The world famous GHD hair straighteners are the international brand,and they are loved by the women and girls. Because ghd straighteners will help them to change the style o

  17. This is an added discount mbt shoes benefit for people interested in buying the Fitness mbt shoes. The shoe has its cons mainly the price and the issue of

  18. Think Merrell is just for the more active Buy Casual Shoes man or lady? Well think again. Merrell shoes do not just produce casual shoes wholesale a range of perform

  19. where he belonged long before Lou nfl jerseys Piniella finally made the move. But if cheap nfl jerseys any pitcher is dumb enough to throw him a fastball instead

  20. The company that makes mbt Shoes clearance (also known as the anti-shoe) is Swiss Masai. mbt chapa shoesThe uniquely-designed, multi-layered, cured sole is designed to simulate

  21. online store always endeavours to Womens high heels provide customers with both quality products and services, and prides itself in offering the highest level of in-store customer chr

  22. In the latest team-up between handbags Nike and UNDFTD’s Eddie Cruz, Nike Sportswear has released the nike air force 1 sales “Eddie Cruz West Edition” part of the Eas

  23. In the latest team-up between handbags Nike and UNDFTD’s Eddie Cruz, Nike Sportswear has released the nike air force 1 sales “Eddie Cruz West Edition” part of the Eas

  24. One of the biggest improvements to ed hardy kids shoes “World Cup” comes in the form of testing ed hardy purses a gamer’s nerve. With the all-new penalty kicks

  25. The media vortex sucked up adidas sportswear hockey, LeBron James, Tiger Woods, Donovan sportswear shorts McNabb, baseball stars tied to a doctor being investigate

  26. one day i went shopping outside,and in an ed hardy store,I found some kinds of ed hardy i love most they are Your website is really good Thank you for the information links of london links of

  27. The Jordan Wings logo and the age-old comparison shopping Nike swoosh give this shoe a much-needed compare prices vintage feel; however, one of the more interesting and most

  28. One of the biggest improvements to ed hardy kids shoes “World Cup” comes in the form of testing ed hardy purses a gamer’s nerve. With the all-new penalty kicks

  29. One of the biggest improvements to ed hardy kids shoes “World Cup” comes in the form of testing ed hardy purses a gamer’s nerve. With the all-new penalty kicks

  30. where he belonged long before Lou nfl jerseys Piniella finally made the move. But if cheap nfl jerseys any pitcher is dumb enough to throw him a fastball instead

  31. Nike’s Skinny Dunk High is a christian louboutin shoes slimmed-down and streamlined rendition of the classic cheap Nike air force 1 silhouette that’s made with the ladies

  32. This is an added discount mbt shoes benefit for people interested in buying the Fitness mbt shoes. The shoe has its cons mainly the price and the issue of

  33. The company that makes mbt Shoes clearance (also known as the anti-shoe) is Swiss Masai. mbt chapa shoesThe uniquely-designed, multi-layered, cured sole is designed to simulate

  34. The company that makes mbt Shoes clearance (also known as the anti-shoe) is Swiss Masai. mbt chapa shoesThe uniquely-designed, multi-layered, cured sole is designed to simulate

  35. Such strong words to say for someone so fragile and oblivious to everything around us -”All human beings, even newborn innocents, have the capacity for great evil.”

    Club Penguin Cheats

Comment

TWITTAR