Heeb Loves the Internet: Our Web Obsessions
New book Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won’t Be Dating or Having Sex seems to feature most of the cast of Look at this Fucking Hipster. (Lemondrop) Here’s No. 312 – teaching your alpaca how to surf. (The Daily What)
Miley Cyrus tells
Chosen Film: Hot Tub Time Machine
Hot tubs are awesome. Time machines are even better. Sadly, when you smash the two together in movie form, you get the season’s shoddy answer to The Hangover. Like last year’s frat boy fest, Hot Tub Time Machine features unhappy dudes off on a weekend
Nobody Hates Israel Like CNN Viewers
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While Rick Sanchez chatted politely with Wolf Blitzer about the current US-Israel tensions, followers of his Twitter feed chimed in with these insightful points:
Beau1969 believes that “Israel is greedy”
Meanwhile, Mattarringt thinks
Stuff Tushies Hate: Not Wearing Green on St. Patty’s
Be sure to check out more gluteal abhorrences at StuffTushiesHate.tumblr.com.
Zach Galifianakis Hits Ben Stiller with Delightfully Subtle Jew Jabs
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The last couple episodes of ZG’s makeshift talk show, “Between Two Ferns,” haven’t been all that; the Charlize Theron one in particular feels way too put on. This morning, however, FunnyorDie.com launched a new segment where our
Chosen Comix: From the Ashes
When Bob Fingerman envisions the future, he sees a planet with mutants and a healthy supply of Slim Jims. As From the Ashes, his latest graphic novel, begins, Fingerman and wife Michele stand amidst the rubble. In this sharp social satire, the author of Beg
Jewish Organization Lehava Defends Call for Bar Refaeli / Leo DiCaprio Breakup
Last week, we reported how Jewish organization Lehava urged Bar Refaeli to dump her inappropriate goy boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio via a letter to the supermodel’s mother. Now, Lehava founder Mosis Zion defends that letter in this exclusive Heeb interview. For
Paul McCartney Supports Israel’s Fur Ban
Knighted ladies man and former Beatle Paul McCartney is backing a bill proposed by Israeli animal rights organization Let the Animals Live to ban all fur trade in Israel. If passed, Israel will be the first country to ban the import, export and sale of any kind
Heeb Loves the Internet: Our Web Obsessions
Breakfast of Champions: The lady gunning to become to the world’s fattest woman starts each day by sucking the “soft buttery bacon caramel” out of the new Vosges dark chocolate egg. (The World’s Best Ever)
Little Red Riding Hood unleashes her fists of fury
Dreidel Hustler Interviews Roger Ebert
Kind of ironic that it wasn’t a phone interview, huh? Or is it too soon to make the can’t-talk jokes? No matter: This was part of a dork project I took on in 1993, when I interviewed 22 film critics and asked for their all-time fave titles by category.
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