Kabbalah-Gate?

Gotham has been gaga over the word that Madonna has been canoodling with A-Rod. Now it’s time for Jewdar to begin to feign interest, as word on the street is that A-Rod’s quite-possibly-soon-to-be ex Cynthia is alleging that the Pop Diva is using the power

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Going Out of Body Sale

So, apparently a New Zealand man is selling his soul— not to the devil, but on the Internet. According to The Associated Press, Walter Scott, 24, is trying to hawk his spirit on TradeMe, a New Zealand auction site. Right now the bidding is up to $676. Judging

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Id-iot

Jewdar has never found Denise Richards (above right, with quasi-marrano Neve Campbell) to be particularly hot. Still, one might imagine that were Jewdar to have a dream featuring her, some sort of forniculatory gestures might be involved.

 

So deep and

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Two Can Play at that Game

Mrs. A-Rod is allegedly seeing Lenny Kravitz.

 

Stay tuned for all of the ongoing seismic, semitic shifts to the story right here….

Material Boy Meets Material Girl

According to Us Weekly, Madonna, 49, and New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez, 32, are having an affair. Apparently, Madonna has been hosting late-night visits from Rodriguez in her Central Park West apartment, which have “all the doormen talking.” Further

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From Prussia, With Love

Back in 1906, a ne’er do well Prussian cobbler assembled something resembling an officer’s uniform, commandeered a handful of soldiers, and marched them off to the nearby town of Kopenick where he seized the town treasury and arrested the mayor and treasurer

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Bridez to Perform at Diamond Days on July 19

The kind people at Gifted Children Records have provided us with an MP3 from Bridez, the loud and trashed-out San Francisco band playing Diamond Days on Saturday, July 19 at Ghost Town Gallery. The three piece band consists of one guitar player, a drummer and

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Daniel Libeskind: The Heeb Interview

Polish-born, New York-based architect Daniel Libeskind first came to the attention of the architecture world when his Jewish museum in Berlin was unveiled in September 2001. Coincidentally, this was just before the World Trade Center was leveled, which

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Matador Records 5, Heeb 1

After a brutal six innings filled with strikeouts, errors and assbackward baserunning, Heeb redeemed itself in the final hour of this week’s whiffleball game at Central Park in Manhattan (sponsored by Saucony) by scoring a run and ruining Matador Records’

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My Favorite Yenta

Renta-Yenta is a new Yiddish personal assistant service that promises to “help you to get everything done without having to do everything by yourself”.

 

Everything? Can these yentas give you unsolicited input on your screenplay? Or constantly remind you

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