Oprah Tushy-Shtupped

Oprah Winfrey has apparently endorsed yet anther falsified memoir. This time, it’s one involving a Holocaust survivor, claiming to have met his wife through the fence of a concentration camp where she would bring him bread and apples. 

 

Which reminds me that

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Dreidel Blowjobs

 

 

 

 

These tools may have flunked their oral exam in dreidel, but I can assure you that this is not the case in our totally uncensored, too-hot-for-the-Internet Strip Dreidel video, which can be found among the DVD extras on Night of the Living Jews. Buy it

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Arie Kaplan: The Heeb Interview

Back in the day, Jewdar ravely reviewed Arie Kaplan’s From Krakow to Krypton:  The History of the Jews in Comic Books. But Kaplan does more than merely write about comics; he writes comic books. And since we write about Jews who write about and write comic

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HEEBONISM

If you’re lonely this Christmas Eve and you live in NY, San Fran, Miami, Chicago, Denver or Portland, then you only have yourself to blame. Here’s all the info you need:

 

Fontana’s 105 Eldridge Street, New York, NY 10002. 9

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Eight Films to Watch on Christmas

Most everyone remembers Scottie Schwartz in A Christmas Story and his whole tongue-stuck-to-the-frozen-telephone-pole-routine. Most everyone remembers Macauley Culkin in Home Alone uttering the proverbial punchline: “Keep the change you filthy animal.” But you

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Kwanzaa? You’ve Got to Be Joshing?

Jewdar is not normally one to criticize head Heeb honcho Josh Neuman. Some of this is due to the fact that we normally agree, the rest because when we don’t, he threatens to take away our coveted free beer privileges at editorial meetings. But when Jewdar is

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By the Rivers of Blah-Bylon

Matisyahu, a sub-Weird Al novelty music act, has begun his eight-part series of Chanukkah shows here in NYC. The series is called the “Festival of Lights,” and each night of the holiday, he will perform with a different opener, celebrating the underdog victory

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Mary Kate Almost Bought a Menorah

While we all scale back on our holiday spending, it turns out that Mary Kate Olsen is just like us! According to the New York Post, MK is loving her some sale. In MK’s world “the recession” is a less a complex set of economic forces performing a stranglehold

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Creepy Christmas Online Film Festival

Glass Eye Pix and artist Beck Underwood have the perfect antidote to the Christmas Blues: The Creepy Christmas online film festival. Twenty-five moviemakers created short Christmas horror movies, one released per day leading up to Christmas and accompanied by

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