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Rumors abound that New York Observer yeshiva-educated Jared Kushner and Donald Trump’s WASPy shiksa daughter Ivanka will be making it official under the chupah. Word has it the bodacious Trump has been taking Judaism conversion classes at the orthodox Kehilath Jeshurun Synagogue in Manhattan’s upper east side.

The Donald must be loving this potential merger and acquisition. Landing a Jewish real estate mogul for the Trump dynasty means more money and power for The Coiffed One.

The rumor comes just in time for Ivanka to also announce a new Trump project in Israel: a luxury hotel in Eilat.

The Kushner family is estimated to have a worth in the billions so if the Trump/Kushner marriage happens, The Donald may be able to stave off his much-reported impending bankruptcy.

Though The Donald knows a thing or two about prenuptial agreements, I imagine he won’t be giving Kushner any tutorials in the near future.