Baby Hitler Denied Cake
Adolf Hitler Campbell’s daddy is demanding that a New Jersey supermarket write his son’s full name on a birthday cake.
The New Jersey ShopeRite said nein to the request, but a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania was more, sig hail!
"They need to accept a name. A name’s a name. The kid isn’t going to grow up and do what [Hitler] did," said the father, Heath Campbell.
Heath and his wife Deborah have two other Nazi-named kids: the lovely JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell is almost 2-years-old and cuddly Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell turns 1 in April. They named little Adolf Hitler, Adolf Hitler because: "No one else in the world would have that name."
True. And no one will invite those Jersey kids to any bar or bat mitzvahs either.




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submit a comment12.19.08 at 2:12 pm
Wow. They might have to write their kid’s name on the birthday cake themselves. That’s pretty harsh punishment.
12.20.08 at 3:12 am
They shouldn’t even be allowed to HAVE children :P