Heeb

I thought People magazine was kidding when it announced that the next iteration of "The Real Housewives of…" travesty would take place in New Jersey. (See the October 13th issue—the one with Paul Newman on the cover).

But according to Craigslist—joke’s on me. The next crop of housewives hail not only from Jersey, but from Newark. Check out the extremely suspect ad above and thank your lucky stars that all your mom does is call incessantly and worry about whether the burners are off.