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You know how media outlets like Gawker have been reporting on Bill Murray’s oddball behavior as of late?

Well, some rampant Huluing of ancient television shows has uncovered a very interesting piece of Bill Murrayology—before he started getting down with the hipsters at Brooklyn loft parties at the close of 2008, the sad-puppy comedian was putting the moves on Sarah Jessica Parker’s character in Square Pegs.

A character who was, like, 14.

Check out the episode, in which teacher and student could blissfully tango the day away, and the zero-tolerance approach to sexual harassment in schools was apparently a distant notion.