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DMX may be locked up in an Arizona slammer, but he’s found a way to voice his grievances—namely, pink uniforms. Check out this ridiculous television interview where Mr. Crazy McLithium himself waxes nostalgic about the "good old days" in prison when uniforms weren’t inspired by Elton John and being in the joint was actually kinda fun. 

"Jail used to be a place where I was like ‘Aight, I’ll go there, I’ll be the life of the party,’ but this jail is ridiculous."

Um, when did jail ever used to be a party? Jail is a place where you try to avoid the advances of lustful burly men and read the dictionary cover-to-cover.