Heeb

So the powers that be in the world of fashion—the New York Times—have declared that skirts for men are in, in, in! because Marc Jacobs and some guys in Paris have been sporting them of late.

In a grand piece of call-to-action journalism to rival Us Weekly, the Times asks us to take a look at a rogues’ galley of dudes in dresses and tell them who wore it best.

Well, if it were possible, I’d vote for the kid in arts camp (circa 1999) who wore rad, brightly colored frocks and scared all the WASPs in the small Connecticut town were said camp was located, but I’ll settle for this guy…who looks like a confused hasid.