Some Meat on Your Bones
In the wake of the National Bacon Explosion, an Esty store is peddling an eerily perfect bacon scarf. They describe the swine swath:
"The scarf is a bumpy rectangle bacon shape, and it measures approximately 41” x 9.5” at its narrowest near the middle and 11” at its widest near the ends. It looks like a real slice of bacon, with all the striations of fat and meat."
Sadly, the scarf is marked as sold out. But maybe that’s a good thing as the seller goes on to say:
"This scarf comes from a household with cats, although the cats were not permitted to wear the scarf. If you absolutely have to wash this scarf, use cold, soapy water. Lay it flat on a towel to air dry."
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submit a comment02.10.09 at 2:02 pm
I know a special someone that would love a pork-themed scarf…
03.10.10 at 9:03 pm
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