Drunk Jew Arrested at Airport
After a few too many at the T.G.I. Fridays’ inside Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport, this sloppy souse got a new pair of bracelets, courtesy of the police. She says she was clinked because she’s Jewish—when, in actuality, it’s because she’s totally obnoxious. Which I guess is kinda the same thing.
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submit a comment05.13.09 at 1:05 pm
I’m so embarrassed for my people.
05.13.09 at 1:05 pm
47 of Abe Foxman’s chins agree that we should get Alan Dershowitz and funna sue they ass!
05.13.09 at 2:05 pm
Her only crime is that she’s flying out of Terminal E — the catfish terminal .. Too bad she’s going to miss her Sun Country flight to Branson.
BTW, TGIFs at DFW don’t serve Manieschewitz.
..although they totally should.
05.13.09 at 3:05 pm
She totally needs to be clinked
.. so that nobody gets the seat next to her on the plane.
05.15.09 at 10:05 am
i hope that wasn’t my aunt.