Cruise In for a Bruisin’
Looks like director Bryan Singer and United Artists are putting together a biopic with a cast of well-revered thespians who don’t get crapped on by their respective characters’ real-life families. Oh and Tom Cruise, too.
Nicole Kidman’s ex-hubby is slated to play the lead role in Valkyrie, a German militant named Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg who made a (failed) attempt on Adolf Hitler’s life back in the day, and Stauffenberg’s son recently stated how he’d rather see the War of the Worlds star go “climb a mountain” than play his father on the big screen.
Personally, I can’t get enough of his hiding in the closet with John Travolta and R. Kelly= in cartoon form.
Nicole Kidman’s ex-hubby is slated to play the lead role in Valkyrie, a German militant named Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg who made a (failed) attempt on Adolf Hitler’s life back in the day, and Stauffenberg’s son recently stated how he’d rather see the War of the Worlds star go “climb a mountain” than play his father on the big screen.
Personally, I can’t get enough of his hiding in the closet with John Travolta and R. Kelly= in cartoon form.
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submit a comment06.25.07 at 12:06 pm
I heard Tom just made the ascension to the highest level in Scientology. Whatever that means. All hail Xenu. mecka-lecka-high-mecka-heiney-ho.
cough-cough-CULT-cough-cough