Heeb

It seems like every schlubby Jew worth his salt is going native on the cover of national magazines. First, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, Jonah Hill and Jason Segel dropped trou on the cover of Vanity Fair, and now Sacha Baron Cohen is letting it all hang out on the cover of GQ as Bruno, a character from his most recent satirical flick.

We call dibs on Woody Allen (here’s hoping AARP: The Magazine doesn’t beat us to the punch).