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Bernie Madoff Sentenced to 150 Years In Prison

"Extraordinary evil" was dealt a supersized blow this morning as Judge Denny Chin sentenced Bernie Madoff to 150 years in prison for running the world’s largest Ponzi scheme. 

 

Madoff said he was sorry, but no one wants an apology—they want their money. Since that $65 billion is long gone, victims at least can look forward to Bernie spending his days getting tushy-shtuped in prison. Now that’s justice.  

Liz | Posted on June 29, 2009 | Permalink | Del.icio.us | Email this | TrackBack URL

 

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mrnhghts says,

06.29.09 at 7:06 pm

victims at least can look forward to Bernie spending his days getting tushy-shtuped in prison.

You’ve been at Heeb one week, and already your “Yiddish” is suffering.

joshua_neuman says,

07.02.09 at 9:07 am

I believe the correct spelling is “tushy-shtupped,” no?

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