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What do you get when you cross a Hasidic cop, Williamsburg hipster and a puking pug on the L train? A mess, that’s what. 

The barfing bitch’s owner, Chrissie Brodigan, swears she was manhandled, verbally assaulted and arrested by NYPD’s first Hasidic cop just because her pup was sick. Of course the NY Post ‘s witness, Viane Delgado, gave a wildly different account on what went down underground.  

Delgado said Witriol "repeatedly" asked the woman to place the barking pug in a carrier she had. But instead, she allegedly insulted him with anti-Semitic slurs and tried to walk away.

 

"You f—-ing Jew, you’re not even human," Delgado quoted Brodigan as saying.

 

She repeatedly said, "Jewish people think they own everything," a source said.

Damn! Please Jewish people don’t own everything. Hello, I’m renting and I’m not even on the lease.  

Stay tuned for updates on the pug coming soon from Dr. Eisner, DVM.  While Brodigan may not think Jews are human, she does know they make excellent doctors.