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Franken Wins Senate Race/Jew-Off

After a long battle in court—238 days to be exact—Stuart Smalley, a.k.a. Al Franken, finally won the 2008 Minnesota Senate race sending rival Jew and Republican incumbent Norm Coleman home without an office. Senator Franken isn’t even in Washington yet, but he’s already making me laugh.  How can you not?  His votes give the Democrats a filibuster proof majority while the Jews continue to safely control Obama. Gosh Darn It Al Franken, people like you.  

 

 

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boychik says,

07.01.09 at 3:07 pm

Norm Coleman sort of looks like a horse’s ass.

joshua_neuman says,

07.02.09 at 9:07 am

Great comment, Boychik. No one can ever call into question the political acumen of our readership.

iconic says,

07.02.09 at 11:07 am

Politically astute Heeb reader would’ve said Coleman looks like a horse’s tushy.

THEMAN008 says,

07.02.09 at 2:07 pm

A fillabuster proof majority is a danger to the american people. I would have prefered Norm Coleman to win. Cap and Trade will enhance the US economic inferiority . Oh well, we can always move to Israel.

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