Breaking News: Anna Kournikova is not Jewish
In what may come as a shock to tennis fans everywhere, Russian bombshell Anna Kournikova delicately let the world know that she is not, in fact, a member of the Tribe. Last week at a tennis match, photojournalist Carrie Devorah congratulated Kournikova on her recent engagement to tween-dreamboat Enrique Iglesias by using the common expression, "Mazel Tov". When the tennis pro learned that the common phrase means good luck and congratulations, she snapped, "I am not Jewish – can’t you see my cross?" Game-Set-Match Kournikova, we didn’t want you anyway.
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submit a comment07.13.09 at 12:07 pm
i wanted her.
07.13.09 at 4:07 pm
don’t worry, there’s other fish in the sea.
07.13.09 at 9:07 pm
when you want those breasts lifted and those wrinkles botoxed you’ll be begging for a jew
07.13.09 at 10:07 pm
Well, she’s not really a tennis player either…
07.14.09 at 10:07 am
She’s cute though. cheap checks cheap personal checks
07.14.09 at 3:07 pm
Not sure why she was thought to be Jewish anyway, but she could have responded without commenting on the cross either.
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