Heeb

It’s about time we saw Joan Rivers with a man. We just didn’t expect to see her with Norm Zada, about 10 years her senior, and a man who made his fame by launching Perfect 10—an adult magazine featuring beautiful women that have never had plastic surgery. Being that Rivers is a self-proclaimed surgery addict, with 60 percent of her body weight in water, the other 40 percent plastic, the two make quite a pair. But they look happy together, and we thought Joan could use her example of finding romance as inspiration for her lied-to, cheated-on peers, like Ruth Madoff, who we’re guessing could use a cuddly cub in her life right now.