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10 Jews More Contemptible Than Bernard Madoff

It’s no secret that I’m big supporter of Bernie Madoff. I think the silver-haired shylock is being used as a scapegoat by people who refuse to accept responsibility for their own financial incompetence. Also, had the “ponzi scheme” not been uncovered, I believe Madoff would have continued to make his investors happy. Really what Madoff did wasn’t any different than what the government does when it asks China to “invest” money in us, so we can bail out banks, car companies and predatory lenders.

 

However, I understand that there is still a primal need for Jews to hate, so I dug up Heeb’s list “Jouchebags" from the Love Issue and made it available online for the first time. Every one of them is far more loathsome than poor old Bernie, so save your misguided rage for these guys and let’s get Madoff out from behind bars and let him pay back his debt to America by giving him Tim Geithner’s job.

 

Robert Moses

George Allen

Find out the rest of the Jouchebags

 

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Puck says,

08.28.09 at 12:08 am

Hmmmm…I trust your support for Madoff is in a satirrical, ironic sense :P

realitygal says,

08.28.09 at 9:08 am

Really is it necessary to make a list of contemptible Jews when so much of the world finds us contemptible just for being Jewish? As for Bernie Madoff-anyone going to a major hospital in Boston should thank him, because Carl Shapiro and others donated so much of their ill-gotten gains.

Norman_Fell says,

08.28.09 at 10:08 am

You forgot about my wife Helen.

steven says,

08.28.09 at 8:08 pm

Norman_Fell: that’s horrible! But it made me laugh.

I never thought that I would see Karl Marx and Alicia Silverstone on the same list for anything.

Puck says,

08.30.09 at 6:08 pm

I like Alicia Silverstone :(

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02.22.10 at 8:02 pm

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james123 says,

03.02.10 at 1:03 am

Maybe he’d convert?

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