River City Bagels are Like Vaginas: What’s Not to Love?
I just called the number for the River City Bagel & Bakery in Boise, Idaho, and, sadly, the indie bakery has closed down. "It’s just a coffee house now," the girl on the other end said.
Our assessment? The salacious ad campaign likely didn’t sit well with the locals … or perhaps the cream cheese wasn’t so fresh?




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submit a comment08.28.09 at 4:08 pm
This is a hilarious ad. Would probably attract singles from all over the town.
08.28.09 at 8:08 pm
Funny – but it only takes one uptight weirdo to rain on a parade. I can imagine that there were some who overreacted to this ad. This may be the reason they are “just a coffee house now…”
08.30.09 at 6:08 pm
Doesn’t entice me to eat a bagel at all :P
08.31.09 at 12:08 am
I thought that Lox tasted a bit funny.
09.01.09 at 3:09 pm
perhaps the poppy seeds caused a rash.