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River City Bagels are Like Vaginas: What’s Not to Love?

I just called the number for the River City Bagel & Bakery in Boise, Idaho, and, sadly, the indie bakery has closed down. "It’s just a coffee house now," the girl on the other end said.

 

Our assessment? The salacious ad campaign likely didn’t sit well with the locals … or perhaps the cream cheese wasn’t so fresh?

 

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ryan says,

08.28.09 at 4:08 pm

This is a hilarious ad. Would probably attract singles from all over the town.

steven says,

08.28.09 at 8:08 pm

Funny – but it only takes one uptight weirdo to rain on a parade. I can imagine that there were some who overreacted to this ad. This may be the reason they are “just a coffee house now…”

Puck says,

08.30.09 at 6:08 pm

Doesn’t entice me to eat a bagel at all :P

snuffweedbooze says,

08.31.09 at 12:08 am

I thought that Lox tasted a bit funny.

cueball says,

09.01.09 at 3:09 pm

perhaps the poppy seeds caused a rash.

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