Stuff Hipsters Hate: Michael Cera
Hipsters love them some pasty, not-traditionally-attractive man-boys—but just as they can elevate said man-boys to indie darling status, they can also drop them faster than a used-up Parliament. Yeah, hipsters may have delighted in Cera’s whimsically pitch-perfect comedic timing on the woefully short-lived Arrested Development, and nursed giddy, semi-pedophilic crushes after seeing him prancing around in short shorts in Juno, but after Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist let loose its stream of sugary-sweet earnestness all over the silver screen, hipsters turned their plaid-clad backs on the stuttering star. While my paper heart is tearing for you Michael Cera, unless you can find another schtick (aside from blinking and looking confused while trying to have sex with girls who are much hotter than you), the only people in the audience at Arrested Development: The Movie will be a bunch of elderly Liza fans.
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submit a comment09.10.09 at 12:09 pm
I don’t care. I still want to to tell him to shut up, while I shtup the living nerdiness out of him!
03.10.10 at 9:03 pm
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