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Ivanka Trump’s Big Fat Jewish Wedding

After converting to Judaism for her millionaire fiance, Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump has finally married the publisher of The New York Observer. You can be sure the Orthodox ceremony, which was held today at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, NJ was extravagant and over-the-top. While it remains unclear how Daddy Donald feels about his perfect shiksa daughter becoming a yid, you can bet that his comb-over never looked better as it did topped with a yarmulke.

Kammie | Posted on October 26, 2009 | Permalink | Del.icio.us | Email this | TrackBack URL

 

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mike says,

10.26.09 at 3:10 pm

haha, awesome.

Puck says,

10.26.09 at 5:10 pm

Awwww bless, mazel tov to the married couple!

jewknowit says,

10.28.09 at 12:10 pm

they probably made her sit in that mikva for three months

Puck says,

10.28.09 at 5:10 pm

Luckily with those floatation devices attached to her chest she was in no danger of drowning in it :P
I think it’s sweet that she was prepared to convert, bless her cotton socks.

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