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So the other day, Jewdar is strolling through the ethnic food aisle of the Boro Park Shop Rite, looking for the kosher candy, when we see something out of the corner of our eye that makes us do a Mantan Moreland-esque double-take.  

There, in the West Indian section, is a packet of Grace Foods Cock Flavored Soup (spicy). Alas, it wasn’t kosher, so we left this apparent Jamaican delicacy on the shelf, but we’d love to know if any Heeb readers could let us know what it tastes like. If nothing else, it helps to explain why Jamaicans are so notoriously homophobic—if you spent all your time guzzling this stuff, you might try to overcompensate, too.