It’s often been noted that Jews are aliens. What some people don’t realize is just how apt that description is for at least some of the Tribe’s more well known members. After the jump is a list of some Jewish luminaries who are actually alien invaders from other planets.
As fans of Mork and Mindy know (that’s a show that mommies and daddies used to watch, kids), on planet Ork, babies start off looking old. On his planet, Abe Vigoda is still considered a toddler.
The real Amy Winehouse was a fairly attractive, talented human. Then came the alien.
Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away, a young Milton Berle decided to leave his planet, tired of being taunted for his humiliatingly small penis.
Fans of Babs shouldn’t be too alarmed by her advanced age. When she dies, a new, young, vibrant Barbra will tear its way from the pod implanted in James Brolin’s abdomen.
Abe Foxman: A visitor from a distant and strange world on which the Jews don’t have a sense of humor.
Not many people realize that E.T., the story of the shot, funny looking outsider who touches people and makes them feel better, was largely autobiographical.
Norman Fell—Heeb potentate Josh Neuman believes that one day, after our planet has been conquered by Norman Fell’s, our alien overlords will appoint him as our ruler.
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