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The Swell Season Featuring Jason Segel and His Phone Number

Sexy beast Jason Segel sang his little heart out during a Swell Season concert in Los Angeles last week. Segel hit all the right notes in a ballad about his penis’s on-screen time in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Plus, he offered to make love to a Swell Season fan. He even belted out the digits to his phone number, 315-329-6673. 

 

 
Not since Tommy Tutone’s "867-5309" has a song’s lyrics inspired me to dial. After a few rings, I got his voicemail. I left a lengthy message about my desire to take him up on his lovemaking offer and even left my phone number. I’m keeping my Blackberry right in my hand for the next three days, just in case that next ring is Segel. I hope we get to talk about his schmeckle.
 
 
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