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From Lewinsky To Mezvinsky: The Clinton Jew Sweet Tooth

While we all remember President Bill Clinton’s scandalous poking of Monica Lewinsky, a new Jew has entered the family circle, and it’s NOT Joe Lieberman.

 

Over the Thanksgiving Holiday, when denomination and moderation are thrown to the wind, Chelsea Clinton got engaged to her longtime boyfriend, Marc Mezvinsky. We all welcome the good news, especially since this is the first time in recent years the Mezvinsky name is making headlines for something positive.  Papa Ed Mezvinsky just served a prison term for scamming $10 million from Nigerian Investors. SAT time: Moses is to Abraham as Mezvinsky is to Madoff.

 

Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky

 

Daddy’s dreary jailbird past aside, many mazel tovs to the new Mezvinskies on their upcoming wedding. Even if the father of the Bride gets too liquored up — resulting in jazz saxophoning or bridesmaid sexophoning — Mrs. Clinton’s pro-Israeli politics are sure to charm the new in-laws.

 

Regardless, I know we’ll be trying to crash this shit and/or at least get our cake on.

 

Clinton Tov U Mazel Tov.

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