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Lisa Lampanelli Wishes You A Happy Hannukah

Photo by Seth Olenick

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To plug her book, Chocolate, Please, Lisa Lampanelli turns Heeb’s Hannukah photo shoot into her last chance to play with big black dildos. "I’m engaged now, man," she says. Since the Queen of Mean is marrying a WOP, she has to say goodbye to jungle fever and penis-themed publicity shots. "This is my last one." Don’t miss your final chance to see Lampanelli in her natural element (surrounded by black cock) before she turns into a nice married woman and starts that line of vegetarian cookbooks.

 

 

 

 

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brainyfox says,

12.09.09 at 10:12 am

There are nine cocks in a Hannucock menorah. Duh.

iconic says,

12.09.09 at 3:12 pm

she’s Jewish?

Puck says,

12.10.09 at 12:12 am

...what’s a WOP?

gorbest says,

12.10.09 at 6:12 am

No, she ain’t Jewish (Italian Catholic).

And a “wop” is an old-school insult for an Italian-American. Seems to be running out of gas now, though.

Puck says,

12.10.09 at 7:12 pm

It will save us all time if we just assume how outraged I am by this latest failed attempt to appear edgy (white supremacist groups have been racist for aaaaaages…it’s not edgy).

longge says,

12.31.09 at 1:12 am

fuck you puck

edhardy111 says,

01.24.10 at 8:01 pm

fuck you longge

willis says,

02.23.10 at 6:02 am

I like her coat, it looks really warm and yet stylish. business directory |employment|Anaheim

sukabla says,

03.10.10 at 11:03 am

je je,very nice pic and video
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