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When Hustler Video announced its lineup for 2010, everyone and their blue dog was blogging about the Avatar porn riff, yet nobody seemed to care that Larry Flynt’s sleazy come-guzzling empire also has Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX in the works.

I don’t know about you, but that made me pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty curious. Curious enough, in fact, to reach out to Hustler’s PR department to find out just who’s in this neurotic fuck-a-thon (and if their choices are anywhere near our own).

Will Dave Cummings, the industry’s only bald porn star, play Larry David, as predicted by Heeb? "Still too early to say," one Hustler rep responded, "although I fwded your email to some people in the office, and got a few thumbs up for your projected cast list. You never know what may happen . . ."

How about Ron Jeremy sans mustache as Jeff Greene? Click to see the rest of Heeb‘s casting predictions for Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX.

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