Don’t Say a Word
Dlisted reports that Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine is officially an asshole. We heard about how he left Jessica Simpson heartbroken, but now he’s told “The Sun”:http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2007380580,00.html that despite her groans on the court, his ex tennis superstar Maria Sharapova wasn’t vocal enough in bed.
Hmm. Perhaps Maria would have rather not hear you moaning your own name while she was trying to imagine Brandon Flowers in your place.
“Levine said: ‘She wouldn’t make any noise during sex.
‘I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type.
‘But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it “ruined her concentration”.’”
Hmm. Perhaps Maria would have rather not hear you moaning your own name while she was trying to imagine Brandon Flowers in your place.
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submit a comment08.21.07 at 1:08 am
I was all sympathetic to his ex and everything until, “She even got angry if I started to moan, said it “ruined her concentration”.’
Then it’s like, What a bitch!
08.27.07 at 11:08 am
Ok. This is where I draw the line. My niece called me from a M5 concert last year and said it was “mediocre.” I know that it’s possible that maybe she hadn’t been paying attention. But now….to hear you say that Adam is an asshole, just because he criticized a woman’s sexual performance in public is so unfair!!! He can’t help it if he is so gorgeous that women throw themselves at him!! And I would be disappointed too if not every single woman I porked (ooops), yelled and screamed while we were having sex. After all, I am gorgeous…..and Jewish! What a combination! But enough about me; let’s talk about me…...
08.27.07 at 1:08 pm
“ But enough about me; let’s talk about me…..” OK. You say (like Adam Levine) you are “gorgeous.” Just wondering …......why do you call yourself schmegegy ?
08.27.07 at 1:08 pm
Declaring the guy an “asshole” in public will only serve to increase his poon potential. You know that they’ll be moaners too. Lucky bastard.