Kelsey at the Bat
Due to inclement weather and an eruption of sinus issues, we nearly had to forfeit our softball game against High Times’ Bonghitters. Luckily, we managed to wrangle enough replacements so that we could properly get our asses handed to us.
Final score: Bonghitters 20, Bad News Heebs 10.
The highlights? Aside from when a pair of totally baked Bonghitters got into a heated tiff over a call at third, I’d have to say the performance of our very own Associate Director of Business Development David Kelsey (above), whose menacing swing proved that he’s not just Heeb’s answer to Gary Sheffield because of his penchant for controversial remarks and alleged steroid use. “The Mighty Kelsey” can really swing a bat.
Final score: Bonghitters 20, Bad News Heebs 10.
The highlights? Aside from when a pair of totally baked Bonghitters got into a heated tiff over a call at third, I’d have to say the performance of our very own Associate Director of Business Development David Kelsey (above), whose menacing swing proved that he’s not just Heeb’s answer to Gary Sheffield because of his penchant for controversial remarks and alleged steroid use. “The Mighty Kelsey” can really swing a bat.
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