Schmuck Cuts Off His Putz
“If it’s yellow, let it mellow and if it’s brown, flush it down.” Well, what about when it’s a dismembered cock? Last week, some guy in Spain chopped off his chorizo and threw it in the toilet. The reason for his self-mutilation? According to hospital staff it was “so he would stop sinning.” Call me crazy, but I sympathize with this guy. Sometimes I masturbate so feverishly I feel like I’m trying to sever my schlong.
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submit a comment09.05.07 at 11:09 am
“Sometimes I masturbate so feverishly I feel like I’m trying to sever my schlong.”
We didn’t ask.
09.05.07 at 11:09 pm
I agree with mrnhghts. brian….....more info here than we need.
09.12.07 at 12:09 am
hah I wonder if that ol’ dummy lieks alternative music i.e Yellowcard, Fall Out Boy, Cute is What We Aim For, and Throw the Fight. If so all of their CDs are available at the hip trendy Best Buy store and it might help him to ease the pain of not having a jimmy any more.