A Good Lay at Heeb HQ
We have lower back pain in every inch of our bodies, but are psyched to have endured Heeb HQ’s move from SoHo to DUMBO. It took three days and (more impressively) three Jewish men laying 1,500 square-feet of flooring, but we did it. Above, Brian Abrams demonstrates his recently-honed hacksaw skills while Joshua Neuman critiques the Protestant work ethic from ontop our new floor.
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submit a comment09.05.07 at 9:09 am
jews performing carpentry..
i’d say that’s the closest to Jesus y’all will ever get, huh? (:D
09.05.07 at 9:09 am
WOW! You did it! So domestic of you….let me know if I can help.
09.05.07 at 2:09 pm
“i’d say that’s the closest to Jesus y’all will ever get, huh?”
I don’t know, ya gotta get pretty close to someone when you nail them to a cross. It’s not like we had nail guns back then.
09.05.07 at 2:09 pm
Sack it up, pussies
09.05.07 at 3:09 pm
Sack it up, pussies
09.06.07 at 2:09 pm
nice hacksaw skills. looking at your stuff on the window ledge- I’m guessing that furniture shlepping skills get honed next.
09.08.07 at 2:09 am
you should make this into a caption contest.. but I think I have the winner already right herr-uh:
09.10.07 at 4:09 pm
hey lobster….... I like your caption contest idea. You get my vote for half of your caption. but then I’ll add on my half.
“ok, I cut the matzoh.. and boy ,” you are taking this reclining thing too far.