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A Good Lay at Heeb HQ

We have lower back pain in every inch of our bodies, but are psyched to have endured Heeb HQ’s move from SoHo to DUMBO. It took three days and (more impressively) three Jewish men laying 1,500 square-feet of flooring, but we did it. Above, Brian Abrams demonstrates his recently-honed hacksaw skills while Joshua Neuman critiques the Protestant work ethic from ontop our new floor.
 

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lobster says,

09.05.07 at 9:09 am

jews performing carpentry..

i’d say that’s the closest to Jesus y’all will ever get, huh? (:D

cljarrett says,

09.05.07 at 9:09 am

WOW! You did it! So domestic of you….let me know if I can help.

Hesed says,

09.05.07 at 2:09 pm

“i’d say that’s the closest to Jesus y’all will ever get, huh?”

I don’t know, ya gotta get pretty close to someone when you nail them to a cross. It’s not like we had nail guns back then.

thebigschnaz says,

09.05.07 at 2:09 pm

Sack it up, pussies

david says,

09.05.07 at 3:09 pm

Sack it up, pussies

iconic says,

09.06.07 at 2:09 pm

nice hacksaw skills. looking at your stuff on the window ledge- I’m guessing that furniture shlepping skills get honed next.

lobster says,

09.08.07 at 2:09 am

you should make this into a caption contest.. but I think I have the winner already right herr-uh:

iconic says,

09.10.07 at 4:09 pm

hey lobster….... I like your caption contest idea. You get my vote for half of your caption. but then I’ll add on my half.

“ok, I cut the matzoh.. and boy ,” you are taking this reclining thing too far.

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