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Jewliani?

Michael Freilich
According to Ken Kurson, a top Giuliani aide, if Bill Clinton was considered America’s “first Black president,” then Giuliani would be the first Jewish one.

While Giuliani did make an appearance on Seinfeld, and although one could argue that for years his comb-over served as a decent makeshift yarmulke, he screwed up a key component of being Jewish: We want to marry our mothers not our cousins.

david | Posted on November 15, 2007 | Permalink | Del.icio.us | Email this | TrackBack URL

 

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iconic says,

11.17.07 at 1:11 am

“ his comb-over served as a decent makeshift yamulke” ....

Yeah , but on a Goyishe kop.

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