Radar = Jewdar?
If you haven’t seen the December/January 2008 edition of Radar featuring an “all dolled up” Nicole Kidman on its cover, you’re missing some precious MOT morsels:
First of all, you miss Fabio for the first time (at least as far as I can ascertain) meditating on the Middle East: “The Israeli people have been the sacrificial lamb of history…. [The Jews] have been getting killed for 5,000 years. Enough is enough. The rest of the world does not give a shit, except America, because the Israelis have no oil.”
Second, you miss Heeb Contributing Editor Naomi Harris’ capturing the first-known photograph of Shalom Auslander sans piercing stare. If you grab a copy of the magazine, look carefully: the author of Foreskin’s Lament is quite nearly smirking.
Third, you miss a poll of 100 anti-Israel protestors outside a meeting of the UN’s general assembly in which 69 have the decency of acknowledging that the Grinch hates Christmas more than the Jews.
First of all, you miss Fabio for the first time (at least as far as I can ascertain) meditating on the Middle East: “The Israeli people have been the sacrificial lamb of history…. [The Jews] have been getting killed for 5,000 years. Enough is enough. The rest of the world does not give a shit, except America, because the Israelis have no oil.”
Second, you miss Heeb Contributing Editor Naomi Harris’ capturing the first-known photograph of Shalom Auslander sans piercing stare. If you grab a copy of the magazine, look carefully: the author of Foreskin’s Lament is quite nearly smirking.
Third, you miss a poll of 100 anti-Israel protestors outside a meeting of the UN’s general assembly in which 69 have the decency of acknowledging that the Grinch hates Christmas more than the Jews.
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submit a comment12.13.07 at 10:12 pm
Um…yidvicious…that’s because the Grinch is a bad guy.
12.15.07 at 6:12 pm
Fabio has totally surpassed Markus Schenkenberg as my favorite male model from the 90’s, and he can consider his ill-considered pop foray—Fabio After Dark—officially forgotten.
12.19.07 at 1:12 pm
your “favorite male model from the 90’s ,” jewdar.
My all time favorite male model .
Who could be better than Fabio??