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If This Country’s Rockin’, Don’t Come A-Knockin’

To much of the world, Israel is a diabolical force that manipulates the world. To those of us in the know, Israel is… well, Israel. The latest reminder of this comes from the sinister looking figure pictured above, one Shlomo Benizri. What cunning machinations was Knesset Member Benizri recently involved in? Apparently, this Zionist mastermind was attempting to hurl the full force of the Israel lobby against the latest threat to the existence of the Zionist Entity. We speak, of course, of gays, who, according to Benizri, are responsible for the earthquakes which periodically strike the Holy Land. While we of course wish the MK nothing but the best in his quest to arrest seismic antisemitism, we are concerned that he may, in fact bring God’s wrath down by virtue of his shameless aping of the Oyim-gay.
 

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Puck says,

02.26.08 at 8:02 pm

Hmmmm I’m not sure it’s the gays that are to blame, well…maybe the fat ones.

iconic says,

02.27.08 at 2:02 am

yup Puck , “ maybe the fat ones . “ or

Maybe the gays that are to blame are purple, and carry a purse…...
Tinky Winky !!

Ronduck says,

03.02.08 at 12:03 am

He isn’t doing this to copy us goyim. The Torah condemns homosexuality and he is attempting to follow its rules. I expect this to become more common in Israel as those that believe that it exists because of God decide to follow His rules. They will also want to impose them on you and other Jews living there.

They want to put their laws all over your body.

Besides, the average Jew is so westernized and Americanized that our trends are showing up there not just because of a special relationship but because they are showing up everywhere.

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