Heeb

If you thought that the Brady’s Hawaiian vacation was fraught with spills and chills, you ain’t seen nothing. Apparently, the latest trend in vacationing is trips to the sites of great human tragedies. Now, we know that Jewdarphiles expect us to make some clever, sardonic comment about all this, but we have to admit this particular bit of lunacy has inspired us to set up our own tour service. Instead of visiting sites of public tragedy, however, we will take you on a tour of your own personal misery. You give us a list of awful things that have happened to you, and we’ll arrange for you to see where your first girlfriend dumped you, where your dog got run over, where you struck out in the most important game of the season. We’ll call it "Ten Days of Awful." In a country full of obscenely wealthy and insanely self-absorbed people, this can’t miss.