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Through the ages, Man has looked to the heavens, seeking guidance on this question.   Now, at long last, we have an answer:  Nicholas Sarkozy. What earns 2nd degree Mischling Sarko this honor?  The lovely and talented Missus Sarko, aka, Carla Bruni.   For those who haven’t been paying attention, France’s first lady is a supermodel-heiress, more than 10 years his younger.  We’ll say it again:  Supermodel-heiress. 

That’s not a real thing; that’s the sort of nonsense that a horny 13 year old would come up with—"Man, wouldn’t it be freakin’ awesome to hook up with a supermodel-heiress?"

And so, for making the impossible real, Sarko is now and forever, the once and future Mack.