Heeb

I can sort of sympathize as I’ve been getting douchechills over those cornball Mike Huckabee endorsements from Chuck Norris, lately. But the two New Jersey kiddos arrested this week for keeping a hit list that included Norris (along with three classmates and an employee of Pennsauken High School) maybe took things a step too far.

I mean, he did make that movie Sidekicks.