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Unless you’ve been hiding inside a cave in Afghanistan, you know that Disney ingénue Miley Cyrus is “embarrassed” after being photographed “topless” for the cover of Vanity Fair.

Yawn.

Actually, she wasn’t exactly topless—unless you count being wrapped in a blanket as topless.

Yawn.

Now, the photographer, Annie Leibovitz, (above, really topless, in a self-portrait) has “leaped to the defense” of Cyrus saying that the photo is “beautiful… a simple, classic portrait."

Zzzzzz.

Wake me up in three years for the beaver shot.

In other entertainment news: A Heeb Magazine editor’s self-hatred barometer broke after spending another evening, alone, blogging about Miley Cyrus.