Heeb

Professional rich Jew Jeffrey Epstein, currently negotiating with Florida authorities over unpleasant allegations that’s he’s been having sex with minors, was apparently contemplating a timely aliya on a recent trip, but ultimately came to the conclusion that it wasn’t it to be, responding to one questioner "Would you want to live in Israel?"

Normally, of course, we frown upon anything that might discourage willing heebs from heading to the hereditary homeland, but in Epstein’s case, we’re willing to make an exception.