Heeb

It’s no secret that I’m a fan of the forbidden flesh. Be it in a martini, a video game, or wrapped around deep-fried hot dogs, those wonderful strips of bacon provide a flavor and taste that’s damn near erotic.

But one man has me beat. He digs the swine so much that, on a recent trip to Burger King, he ordered 60 extra slices that he crammed on top his Whopper. Hats off to you, sir.