Heeb

Compete in the Heeb Olympics, a reality competition pitting four athletes (we use that term loosely) against one another in games ranging from "Yarmulke Discus" to "Gefilte Fish Wrestling." The winner will receive the Heeb gold: a lifetime supply of Gold’s mustard, that is.

The event will be filmed on July 10 in Los Angeles and air in August (to coincide with the 2008 Beijing Olympics) on heebmagazine.com. If you live in the Los Angeles-area and enjoy being humiliated on camera, send a recent picture of yourself and a brief description of why you’re worthy of one of the four coveted spots to info@heebmagazine.com . Type “Going for the Gold’s” in the subject line.