Heeb

Like most human beings, we know you are always eager to hear the latest about one or more of the Two Coreys. This just in (well, a few days ago): According to Corey Haim, Victoria Beckham was a lousy kisser. One presumes, then, that it was his choice to part ways. There’s now a part of us (granted, small, and we’re not quite sure that it isn’t just gas) that can’t help but feel that Posh married the MIschlinge as a consolation because she couldn’t land the real thing.