George Carlin: The Heeb Interview
by Brian Abrams
Okay, so I didn’t exactly get to interview the legendary comedian face-to-face, but in my pubescent years, I pestered a bunch of entertainers with questionairres via snail mail. Carlin was one of the few celebs who responded and even went so far as to correct my grammar:
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submit a comment06.23.08 at 11:06 pm
The lady on the plane will say “An oxygen mask will drop down in front of you. Place the mask over your face and breathe normally.” Well, I have no problem with that. I always breathe normally when I’m in a 600 mile-an-hour uncontrolled vertical dive. I also SHIT normally! RIGHT IN MY PANTS!
06.24.08 at 2:06 am
Yeah, Red…he was the thirteenth apostle. He thought the Red Sea was named after him.
06.24.08 at 1:06 pm
A one-eyed nun, a bull-whip and a bottle of gin.
06.24.08 at 7:06 pm
Funnest?
07.23.08 at 1:07 pm
Tell the captain Air Marshall Carlin says go fuck ya self.
10.08.09 at 8:10 am
ROOF FLIES OFF!!!